I often get a chuckle from Lark News, and their latest spoof definitely rings all-to-true.
It reminds me of a very large (huge, in fact) evangelical church in town — where the pastor preaches his sermons on a vast stage each Sunday while a smoke machine bellows out measured amounts of awe and mystery in the background. For real!
It’s very good theater, plus the sermons aren’t half bad if you’re into that kind of thing.
So here’s the Lark News spoof: Woman Upset by Theater Mix-up.
Enjoy!
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February 3, 2010

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Great little piece.. I found this one too on Lark.. it gave me a real laugh, having seen a name on a Christian Singles board of Runemhard…
http://larknews.com/march_2005/secondary.php?page=5