Celebrating 100 Years of Twisting, Licking and Dunking

Celebrating 100 Years of Twisting, Licking and Dunking

Today is the 100th birthday for Oreo cookies.

I LOVE Oreo cookies! They are proof that God loves us and has a wonderful plan for our lives.

Enjoying an Oreo cookie also theologically demolishes all arguments one may muster in support of a pessimistic, doom and gloom eschatology. Ah, the joy! 

But enough theology …

The great thing about Oreos is that they single-handedly satisfy the FDA’s recommended daily requirements for three of the four essential food groups.

Those four essential food groups are sugar, lard, chocolate and caffeine. To achieve a balanced diet, though, I often have a mug of hot coffee with my Oreos.

I once made the mistake of mentioning our four American food groups to a friend from Canada. He seemed surprised, and said he thought the four major food groups in the U.S. were fast, fried, deep fried and refried.

I told him that was only true in the deep south. In Virginia, by God, we may be south of the Mason-Dixon line, but we’ve managed to hold onto some remnants of high culture!

I must confess, however, that strawberry “fig” newtons are my other weakness. At least they provide some pretense of being healthy (applying snobbish Canadian standards), since they contain fruit (that red goo is real fruit, right? – if not, don’t tell me and destroy my ignorant bliss).

Anyway, happy 100th birthday.

Now where did I put my box of Oreos …

3 responses

  1. LOL! I visited family in KY (from New Zealand) a couple of years ago, and put on 10lbs over 5 weeks. The older one gets the longer it takes to shift – 2 years later I’m still not back to where I was, Am following the fortunes of Robert Gibbs, and can totally understand his despair. Good on everyone who is rallying to help. High fructose corn syrup, lard, sugar etc. – can never taste as good as thin feels. All power to every soul who wants to quit!

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  2. Thanks for writing this Jim – you got a few laughs out of me! I love Oreo’s too (when I was a teenager, I actually ate almost a whole package in one night, believe it or not), but I can’t eat them anymore … too much sugar. Maybe one of these days I’ll try one again.

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